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My name is Emma and I live in Melbourne, Australia. When I'm not working I eat, knit, watch American sports and am generally awesome.
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May 16
giantpandaphotos: Xiao Liwu at the San Diego Zoo, California, on March 5, 2013. © Gwen Deanne.

giantpandaphotos:

Xiao Liwu at the San Diego Zoo, California, on March 5, 2013.

© Gwen Deanne.

May 15
I haven’t posted any bedhair for awhile so here you go. Happy Tuesday. 

I haven’t posted any bedhair for awhile so here you go.

Happy Tuesday. 

May 6

Things I was called on my birthday: 2013 Edition

  • Em
  • Missy
  • Kovacs
  • Matey
  • Emma (duh)
  • Kovaccy
  • Cuz
  • Muscles (what?)
  • Jerk
  • Dude
  • Mate
  • ERMA (lol)
  • Sweety
  • Wifey

Quite a different list from last year.

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jennifer-jareau:

white girls who go ”awww” at gay guys but ”eww” at a lesbian

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straight guys who fap to lesbians but go “fukin faggits” to gay guys

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This exact situation happened to me at work this evening and I was ready to punch a customer in the face.

(via djshambala)

May 5

thefurthestfall:

werealljustkillingtime:

OMG.

Perfection!

(Source: somethinglikelydia, via pussyisthebreakfastofchampions)

May 1

somethingsomethinginmay:

So here are the source links.

FIRSTLY here is where I got Tony Abbott’s (LIBERAL/NATIONAL) list of policies 

HERE is section 18C of the racial discrimination act

Basically, we’re fucked. Welcome to Australian Politics.

(via gay-mo)

April 29

dancewithbobbysocks:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

lolsofunny:

i

You’re welcome. 

Sincerely, Australia.

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That awkward moment when this was in New Zealand as well.

 can’t Australia have a moment without new Zealand budding in?

no. FUCK OFF AUSTRALIA, YOU STOLE PAVLOVA 

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I don’t know what’s going on because I’m American

but 

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

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I’ll get the popcorn

THIS POST PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH

THIS AD MAY HAVE AIRED IN NEW ZEALAND BUT IT IS AN AUSTRALIAN AD. GOD DUCKING DAMMIT NEW ZEALAND NOT EVERTHING THATS OURS IS YOURS TOO.

lil shits you are sometimes.

Can New Zealand and Australia stop fighting long enough to explain to me what the fuck is going on in this ad?

To be fair we did also steal Phar Lap and Russell Crowe.

(Source: demoncolbert, via amateur-adult)

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rainbowraconteur:

I’m going to continue to reblog this every year I have a tumblr

(Source: timberlakelove, via double--sevens)

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crzydemona:

geekishchic:

Did he just….?

I’m crying.

Joss Whedon, ladies and gentlemen… 

(via kriffing)

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Anonymous asked: where do you work?

I work in an office, why?